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Submit your cock picture for my dick rating. Here is a rating I just did today.I am pleased that you sent me the measurement and the picture of that dicklet of yours. I knew you would be less than 6 inches, and the fact that it takes a smelly sock to get to that size confirms to me that you have a pindick.I have already shown your dick pic to two of my girlfriends (I will be showing it to more girls later). We took a vote, here is my dick rating:I will give you my Princess Kathy Dick Rating on a scale of 1 to 10. That dick is so limp when you weren't smelling a sock, we all got a good laugh out of it. That's OK, because you don’t deserve to get it any larger. I know it won’t get larger than 6 inches anyway, because unfortunately you are not able to get it big like real men. You will never satisfy a woman with that pindick – not that any woman would allow you near her. And I’m sure you have to pee sitting down, so you can aim that poor excuse for a cock. We don’t want you getting pee all over yourself, ha ha. My Dick Rating for your ugly pindick is: 1.5. I was going to give a 2.0, but I lowered the score because your dick is not much bigger than a thumb. Be happy that I gave you a 1.5. Your dick rating is so low that you deserve punishment from me just for owning that limp dick. Don't feel bad, though; you can satisfy your sexy Princess in other ways.... Princess Kathyxoxo