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Want to show me your dick? Want me to rate it for you? Tell you exactly how turned on it makes me, explicitly describing all the naughty things I'd like to do to you? Send me a few pics (different angles) and a short video (optional) of your dick and I'll take a good hard (pun intended) look and tell you what I really think in a lusciously lengthy text. This will be an honest rating, I may be brutally honest, so guys with small cocks and weird balls, be prepared to be humiliated. If you are lucky enough to be well endowed, girthy, and smart enough to sculpt/trim your hairs, then you will be getting a glowing review where I literarily drool all over your cock. Along with the in depth rating text, I will give you a rating out of 10 based on length, girth, shape, balls, sculpting, etc. Let's see if you can impress me enough to get top marks ;)