Fart Tax

Treats

Stock999

ConditionNew

Worn in:Ripped 'N' Ready, Desk Farts, Gas Pains at Midnight

By paying the Fart Tax, you're acknowledging your place in the hierarchy – beneath me, where you belong. It's an act of submission, a sign that you're willing to bow down to Cheese, the Goddess of Farts, and inhale the scent of true power.