Fart Bread
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Stock100
ConditionNew
I WANT YOU TO SNIFF AND EAT MY FARTS!!Yes, you heard that right! Fart bread! I wanted to rip a big one on TWO pieces of bread AND the bag its kept in and soak them with my stinky gas. I will then seal them.Sniff it, lick it, eat it, make a sandwich out of it! SHIPPING INFO- Your item will arrive in a discreet box with your jar carefully bubble wrapped. Shipped with tracking numberAdditional add ons…Video your fart- you will receive a full video of your fart going into your jar. I will also include your name (if you like) to show it is in fact YOUR personal fart--- please choose the “Seal the item in a plastic bag” for your personal custom fart video with the option of using your name or nickname. DM me with what you would like said in your video. Flavored Farts- I will eat certain foods all day before the fart to make it extra stinky and richExamples…eggs, protein shakes, broccoli and cabbage, diary, beans. (I am open to food suggestions). Please choose the “Add my perfume to the item” and DM me with your request Send me a video of you enjoying my farts!!- honestly I LOVE when guys show me them sniffing and enjoying my farts! It REALLY excites me and makes my day! choose "a sexy note signed by me" for the option for you to send me a video of you sniffing my farts and telling me how much you love it.