It's that special time of the year when you need a stern talkin' to. You need to be reminded of the truth: Just like Santa Claus, Jesus Christ is not real. He never was real. And even if he did exists, he is not your lord and savior. He is not your god. I AM GOD! You worship Me. You bow to me, not some lie you've been spoon fed. Christianity is just a knock off religion, ripped of of other stories. It's all fake. But I'm real. I will be the one to save you. You will beg me for mercy, not some fictional character. You are a grown man- why do you still believe in fairy tales?! I don't believe in any of that. Stop believing in the lies. Be worthy of Me, bitch- Denounce the lies. Fuck Jesus Christ and fuck Santa Claus, too! Elements of: Religious Blasphemy, Ebony Goddess, Middle Finger/Flip Offs, Verbal Humiliation.