You know, I’ve become sick and tired of having to deal with your cock. You’re constantly begging me to let you take it out of chastity. You’re cranky when you don’t get an orgasm every few days. You’re distracted every day by your cock and what it wants. Frankly, I’m sick of it. So today, we’re going to take your cock away. No, this isn’t a metaphor. I really mean we’re going to chop the whole thing, cock and balls, off your body. I know this sounds scary, but you’ll be a much happier and productive slave without that distraction between your legs. Maybe I’ll let you jerk one out before I cut it off. Only if you’re quick, though.