I've turned over a new leaf and decided to stop being a horrible bitch, just in time for Christmas. Weird I know, but I'm just trying this whole, being nice to people thing, and honestly I'm doing pretty well! I bought you this gift, It's a bottle of Eggnog. It's all for you! Drínk up! I know how you love to get tipsy. There's nothing wrong with it, I didn't piss or spit in it, it's just nice, normal Eggnog. Do you wanna stroke your dick in front of Me? Cause you can do that too, and I won't even humiliate you. You can just drínk and stroke and have yourself a merry little Christmas, and I'll just sit here nicely encouraging you. Tasty eggnog, huh? Creamy, thick, white... Reminds Me of something else. Oh yeah, spunk! HA! You're a dumb fuck. Now you're horny and tipsy, you'll do exactly what I say, and what I say is eat your own spunk! Drínk up, loser!