**Warning: extreme humiliation** It's New Years Eve, and you're spending it alone, with Me, and copious amounts of alcohoI. You haven't been invited to any social gatherings, as usual, because you have no friends. Your sad, lonely existence seems to get more pathetic and unlivable year upon year, and tonight is the lowest of the low. There's not a person in this world who cares about you. If you died, tipsy, chokíng on your own tonight, no one would even notice. So drínk up. Drown those sorrows, drínk and cry yourself to sIeep whilst I give you some brutaI, extreme home truths.