You might think New Year's resolutions are cliché and pointless - that's why you've been putting off making any plans for self-improvement, right? Or is it because you don't think you can do it? Are you afraid? Well get over it, bitch, because this is the year that you fully commit to serving Me financially. Last year you were too much of a wimp to give over complete control to your Goddess, too caught up in your fear and selfishness to be of any use to Me. It's going to be different this time. You are going to give up your ego and start improving My life by handing over your hard-earned ca$h without hesitation. This year I'm going to expect weekly tributes, and for you to challenge yourself to give more than you think you can. You will suffer for Me, you will sacrifice for Me, you might even starve for Me. Just. Give. In.