New year, new you? That's a joke. New year, same old you... a jerkaholic who stays home and strokes to mean girls on the internet. In other words, you're a LOSER. Everyone else is out partying and getting laid, but not you. You're aching for my jerk off instructions because that is the only way you can have a release and guess what... I'm going to give them to you. I am going to tease and torment you with my sexy sparkly bikini as I guide you through your New Years Eve stroke fest and you're going to hang on to my every word. I control your cock. Not you. I determine when you will cum. NOT YOU. Ring in the New Years with your favorite cruel Goddess.