So... last night was weird. I honestly don’t know where to begin. We’ve always been great friends and I do love you with all my heart. I just don’t love you like a woman loves her lover. You’re my best friend and the one person who knows all my secrets. I was just so stunned when you asked me to marry you that I didn’t know what to do. That’s why I just got up and left you, while you were still on one knee in that restaurant, in front of all those people, without saying a word. I know that had to be one of the most humiliating experiences of your life. I can’t really say I’m sorry though, because I don’t really think it was my fault. You see, I would never fuck you, or let you fuck me. I love you but not like that. You know the guys I like to fuck are rough, take charge type of men. You’re this short, tiny, sweet, nice and well….kinda girly guy. We both know that you also have a micro penis that’s so small girls have had to ask you, “Is it in yet?” I realized something last night though, after my head stopped spinning and I was able to calm down a bit. I do want to keep our relationship going. You’re everything a girl could want in a devoted husband and best friend. You’re just not anything a girl wants in the bedroom. So my proposal is this. We get married under one condition: I will never have sex with you, and I can fuck whoever I want, whenever I want. It’s not ideal for you I know, especially since if this is going to work you’re going to have to remain monogamous. No more having sex, getting blow jobs or handjobs from other girls. I also think that a husband who truly loves his wife doesn’t watch porn either. So that will have to stop, as well. If you want to be with me, you will be fucking your hand for the rest of your life. You will be my cuckold, permanently. Don’t worry you’ll get used to it after a few years I’m sure. I’ll even let you sniff my dirty panties while you jerk off in front of me. Go on sniff them and stroke your tiny dick. I don’t feel comfortable calling something that small a dick though, so from now on, for the rest of your life, that’s your clitty. That’s what we call it. No, I’m not going to let you see my perfect pussy. That’s not for you. You won’t be looking at her or touching her or ever seeing me naked. That part of myself isn’t for you. You will get to snuggle with me though and I will occasionally let you spoon me and squeeze my breasts at night. Like on your birthday or for a Christmas present.