I become extremely lazy during the winter. I don't really have to be seen by anyone in the winter and I am always wearing long sleeves just like this sweater. Since no one sees me I rarely shave. I think it has been about 3 or 4 weeks since I have shaved. My armpits are super prickly. You know what else? I also seem to sweat even more during the winter! I feel dry all summer, but as soon as sweater weather rolls around it's like I am a sweaty mess. And I don't wear deodorant. You'd think this wool would soak up the sweat and make them less smelly, but it doesn't My pits smell when I wear long sleeves and the sweat just soaks into the sweater from my unshaved pits. I bet you want to see them, don't you? Here, I will take My sweater off and show you exactly what I mean. Look at My irresistibly prickly sweater pits. I want you to get your face right in them and just imagine sniffy them after I take my sweater off for the day, and not just sniff, but lick.  I tease you by licking My own armpit and smelling it. Go on take a whiff and a lick of my incredible, incredibly smelly, prickly, sweaty, sweater pits. You know you want to...