Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed! We had such a great night together, but when I invite you up to my apartment for a glass of wine, I can't stop farting. I blush and try to ignore the stink and the sound, but it's so obvious that I'm farting. You admit that you don't mind, and even kind of like it, and I'm so relieved! I let out big, stinky farts in front of you on our first date!