Starring CJ Mack (Twitter @suicidalxcunt), Clover Baltimore (@cloverbaltimore), and Don Baltimore (@undercoverslutx) - CJ has been really interested in her new sex ed class, and has been texting the hell out of her mother with a ton of questions. Now she's asking about masturbation, and when we had a little talk about it with little CJ, she revealed that her youth pastor says that masturbation is a sin and she'll burn in hell for touching herself. Well, me and Clover had to set that straight. Clover bought CJ a Hitachi and even showed her how to use it! I think I might have witnessed my own daughter's very first orgasm!