Eat My toenails and pay Me for them. I'll cut them off, one by one, keeping each one intact. I show you the sludge under each nail - toe jam packed together in one dirty strip. I want you to scrape your teeth and tongue along each one and suck it clean. After I describe the origins of your dish, let Me describe the sensations, as you dine. Smooth, grainy, crunchy, soft, all at once in a symphony of foot filth. Mmmmm. Eat up, foot freak! Don't miss a single toenail, because that's what you are: A toenail eater!