Post Holiday Fat Shaming

Wowee, chub chub, someone really over indulged over the holiday season, didn't they? You were repulsively overweight before the holidays, but now you're even fatter, even more disgusting. What did you do, like, eat your family? It's so gross. Look at your big fat belly. And smell yourself. You have this gross fat person smell. It's kind of like... sweat, shame, and gone off milk. You smell like regret. Look at Me, look how hot and skinny I am, and then look at your big fat gross self and hate yourself even more! HAHAHA. EXTREME VERBAL HUMILIATION!