After years of SPLURGING all of your money, buying clip after clip, chronically masturbating your life away, you finally decided to take control and went to see a NLP therapist, Dr. Mindfuck. Unfortunately for you, your confessions of financial domination were just too easy an opportunity for Dr. Mindfuck and she decided to take full control of your life! She BRAINWASHED you into paying her ludicrously high professional fees and actually WANTING TO GIVE HER COMPLETE FINANCIAL CONTROL. Your efforts to better your life have inadvertently lead you to a new level of LOSER status! And so now there is NO WAY OUT... You are COMPLETELY by her and when she clicks her fingers you are back UNDER HER SPELL and ready to sign more of your life AWAY...