Hey honey, how’s the party going out there? Where have I been? Oh, I’ve just been mingling. Chatting with people. You know party stuff. You haven’t been able to find me for half an hour? Why have you been looking for me for half an hour? Wow. So because one of your loser friends told you they saw me sneak off with one of the caterers you just went off searching for me? Did you even stop to think that maybe they’re lying to you just to mess with you? Whoops, I dropped my….hold on let me pick this up before it makes a mess. What happened to my panties? Fine. I fucked the caterer in our closet. I’m sorry but this party is so boring. Everyone you know is in finance. Do you have any idea how boring it is to listen to corporate bankers talking about…..I actually never listen, so I don’t even know what they talk about. Yeah, it would have been embarrassing if I had been caught, but I wasn’t, so let’s not make a big deal out of this. Of course, this isn’t a big deal. I cheat on you all the time, you know this. Oh, I see. You think it would screw up your business relationships if everyone knew that your wife fucks the help at your parties. Yes, I have sex with a random waiters/ waitresses, host/ or hostess, at every event we go to. How else do you think I’ve survived attending these things all these years? Whenever I’ve been gone just long enough for you to notice you haven’t seen me in a while, like fifteen to twenty minutes, I’ve been off getting laid. How about I make it up to you right now? If you promise not to be mad anymore, I’ll let you out of your chastity cage right now. I’ll let you stroke your little cock while I tease you with my big tits and my round, luscious ass. Would you like that or would you like to wait until your release date three months from now? That’s what I thought. Now here’s your key, go on pull your little dick out and stroke it for me. Stroke it while I tell you about how good I just got fucked and how good I’m going to get fucked at the next party you and your boring business partners have. Make sure you lick all that mess up when we’re done. Just because you’re mad doesn’t mean you don’t have to eat your cum.