It's your birthday and I want to do something special. I give you two options. You refuse my first option, so I decide to give you the second option, sitting on your face. It enjoy sitting on your face so much I begin to get wet and leave a snail trail. This is only the beginning of the mess I will make on your face. I give you, your birthday cake straight to the face! Then I squirt all over your face to clean you up. Happy Birthday!