Pregnant Wife Belching And Complaining

You come home from work to find your wife (me), huge, bloated and complaining. I am so big and bloated! I keep belching- some big, some small, as I complain about how I feel. I can't stop eating and it upsets my stomach so much! I spend all day eating and giving into cravings, and my belly has blown up so much. Sure, I'm pregnant, but I'm only a couple months along and people think I'm full term. I don't know what to do about these cravings, the gassiness or all the burping. You'll probably need to go to the grocery store so I have enough to eat tomorrow. Maybe I just need a snack to settle my stomach; I waddle off screen.