My libido laughs in the face of danger. I’ve been having some health issues with my ladybits recently and it’s left me both bedridden and unable to masturbate. You know how when you haven’t had sex or even just an orgasm for a long time it makes everything really sexual? Yeah, that’s what happened to me. My brain said “there’s no way you’re going to find a UTI sexy,” and my libido responded: “watch me.” Truly I’ve descended to a new level of degeneracy. Since I can’t masturbate, lest I cause more damage to my poor pussy, I have to find more creative ways to get some kind of sexual gratification out of this very weird situation I’ve found myself in, so I decided to indulge my exhibitionism and pee fetish by making this video: a 1-day vlog of (safe!) indulgence. My most favorite thing about pee play is watching bright yellow piss pour into clear water. So when my UTI meds brought my piss to a whole new shade of orangellow I’ve ever seen, well, I just HAD to share it with someone! Getting up to pee every 5 minutes is also really obnoxious, so at one point during the day I even dug out a diaper to see how it looked with this bright pee while I filled it.