You managed to convince a woman to go out with you. She’s so hot, and you know she’s too good for you. You somehow managed to charm her (or maybe she just felt sorry for you?), and tonight after your date you go back to your place. Could tonight finally be the night? Will you finally lose your virginity? She excitedly unbuckles your pants only to find - oh… that’s...that’s it? She’s trying to be sweet and hide her surprise at your teeny willy, but you can see the disappointment written all over her face. She’s suppressing giggles. You know the jig is up, she’s realized what a loser you are. She has no clue what to do with your little dick. There’s no way it could satisfy her. She suddenly remembers she has to get up early tomorrow so she has to leave in a hurry...don’t call her, she’ll call you. You’ve heard that one before. You’d better resign yourself to being forever alone.