Like every other submissive male, you fear Valentines Day more than any other day in the year. Valentines Day is a day for attractive people. Valentines Day is a day for beautiful women and handsome, alpha men to w and dine and of course... FUCK. For you however, Valentines Day is a reminder of just how pathetic your life is and always will be. Most of you are virgins and even if you're not, you will be from now on. But this year, there is no place to hide. Goddess Jasmine has a message for you and this year you are going to embrace your newfound LOSER STATUS. You are going to spend the day frustrated, impotent and hemorrhaging money into Goddess Jasmine's accounts. She will be out with a REAL MAN this Valentine's Day. You will be at home paying her.