Well well.. what use could I have for such a useless excuse for a slave like you? Well I've been searching for a new toilet slave.. and what an honor that could be for you. Before you go getting all excited.. you must know that being my toilet is a full time job.. and no easy one at that. I'm going to take you through all the rules and regulations there are to being my toilet. You will get to worship me like no one else, but you must be willing to give it all up and dedicate your life to this.. while I use and destroy you as my toilet. It's the perfect job for you.. so lets get you all the dirty details.