Surprise! You're a your high school reunion when your sister's bff from 20 years ago comes to say hi! You can't keep your eyes off her short dress and little white bikini panties peeking out underneath, but what really gets you going is her 11+ minute monologue about how totally pathetic you were in high school. Constant masturbation, her knowledge of your cum soaked humping pillow and all the girlfriends you had that fucked around behind your back ensures you'll leave the reunion and go jerk off like you always do.