Poor little Virgin, no dates lined up for Valentine's Day, huh? Of course not- you're too much of a loser to snag any woman's attention. I feel sorta bad for you... so, I've decided to let you worship My sexy body in a tiny Shimapan bikini. I encourage you to indulge in some hand humping self love, before telling you to binge on My videos- its gunna be a long and lonely VDay, so you better stock up on jerk fodder, lol. No use resisting the urges, everyone knows that you've never touched a Woman & that you probably never will... so just accept that you'll be a porn junkie for the rest of your life.