Here I am, crafting intricate stories, expertly manipulating you psychologically, and presenting the ultimate Female Body, when all I needed to catch you hook, line and sinker was a basic shiny outfit? SO. EASY. Jerk, junkie. Wank your doodle as you're blinded by the shiny. Just like a bird. A simple, stupid, horny, basic bird. This cheap outfit just made Me thousands. I'm looking forward to pimping out even more shiny, holographic bait-bikinis after this. I hope you have something left in savings.