Watch as I tease you with My pretty legs. Listen as I taunt you for only being allowed to see My legs censored with stockings. Losers don't get to see My legs naked. Instead, losers like you have to settle for being unbelievably turned on at the thought of what lies beneath the sexy black fabric. Losers like you have to settle for watching hot girls through a screen, hot girls who tell you to stroke for them. To kiss their knees. To pay attention.