I just got home and you, my son, walks into the room. I make some small talk and then a fart slips out. I apologize and act embarrassed because I normally don't let them slip out in front of you. Then more and more come out. I eventually just let them slide out as they come. You suddenly say you're going to the bathroom (so you can masturbate to the sounds of my farts, but you of course won't tell me that) and once you're gone, I let more farts slip out since I am finally alone! *originally filmed as a custom*