You’re becoming a complete embarrassment when I’m trying to have bonfire parties that my gay friends are even disgusted by the sight of you in the cage on the back porch on their way to the bonfire pit. This must end so out of the kindness of my heart I have found a new place. It may be a little hotter because there isn’t much of a breeze, but you have some furniture blankets at least and a bucket. What you do with the bucket is your purgative but it’s also your hydration bucket. Don’t worry I won’t leave you thirsty, I’ve been partying all night and got to piss. That’s right, my friends and I will always keep you hydrated with your bucket especially while throwing bonfire parties because once the seal is broken that bucket is perfect. See How I give you a purpose in life faggot! I save the world from you and keep you fed with ashes dog food and piss. Now say thank you Sir Striker…