I've just had a shower and gotten dressed when the urge to go for a number 2 comes on so strong, it's almost coming out as I walk to the bathroom. I quickly rush up to the toilet, drop my short shorts and sit down. The first log comes out rather quickly but boy does it stink! It must have been those jalapenos I had with dinner last night because it's made my asshole sting as well. I try to fan the smell away and block my nose as the next bit comes out. When I'm done, I wipe, pull my shorts back up, flush, wash my hands and then walk back out of the bathroom in pain.