It's the first of the month and thus once again time to pay your taxes to My Queendom, My Empire, the loser funded state ruled be Me, Queen Dommelia! March will see lots of upkeep including obviously keeping Myself pruned and preened with manicures and pedicures and I bought some ridiculously expensive Egyptian cotton bedsheets. I am going to Gran Canaria in less than two weeks for a royal holiday and naturally being the LOSER that you are, you will help to fund all this by purchasing this clip and paying your tax to keep My Queendom funded and keep making My British empire bigger and richer! I am hot, you are not, and you will pay me for no other reason than that! The best subjects of My Queendom will OF COURSE add a markup code to pay more!