I'm very happy you chose me to be your sponsor! Though I should tell you, my experience with "addiction" is not exactly the same as that of most members, nor is my approach to the 12 steps. However, I do understand the mind of an "addict" quite well, and I think you could greatly benefit from following my advice. You know what they say in the meetings: the first thing you need to do is surrender to your higher power. Everyone has to find their own higher power, and I'm here to help you find yours... My feet! Now, I know it might sound a bit strange, but once I teach you how my feet alone can satisfy your urge to sniff things, put things into your mouth, things, that have an effect, you'll never want to touch any other substance again. Lastly, I'll show you just how powerful your new higher power is; how they can completely relax you and make everything better, no matter how bad things seem.