Where the fuck have you been? your wife's birthday? you know, I've had it with all of this taking time away from spending your money on me to be with your wife. you need to divorce her. That's right. you need to divorce your wife for Me: the Superior Goddess that you will never fuck, touch, or even see in real life. Then you are going to marry Me and give Me all of your money, because I deserve it more than anyone else. I mean, seriously. How many orgasms have you had while thinking about Me now without paying for them? We both know I'm all you think about while you fuck your wife. And that's not fair to either of us. Most importantly, it's not fair to Me for her to get all the financial benefits of being married to you while you spend your time thinking of Me. So you're going to go tell her all of this right now, or I am going to do it for you... and I have a feeling it might sound even worse coming from Me.