(Name used: John) I had such a nice night. Thank you for starting this fire for me to come home to, my love. You do know how to please me in certain ways, to make up for all the ways in which you can't. You know that restaurant you've been wanting to try? Well, my date took me there. I would have waited for you to take me, but you're too much of a loser to make a reservation. So I took a real man. In the cab on the way back to his place, he started fingering me. The panties are in my purse and if you're a good boy, I'll let you sniff them later. He had such an amazing cock. I'm going to give you a blow-by-blow recount of this date while you jerk off.