Of course, you feel ashamed that you want to eat ****. Like, who seriously wants to eat ****? A crazy mother fucker. YOU! You are so gross. You actually want to eat my ****. Are you fucking mental? What is actually the fuck wrong with you? You. want. to. eat. ****! You really are a dirt munching loser. You want to eat **** and can’t help it. God, help you.