Undesirable Dick

You were born cursed with a teeny tiny penis. Unfortunately, there’s nothing that you can do about it. It should be obvious that you’re never going to satisfy a woman sexually and you have to live with that embarrassment attached to your body. Good thing your lucky enough to have me rub it in your face more hahah I mean come on, do you think I’m going to lie and say that you should be proud of that thing? Absolutely not. In fact, I’ll compare your itty bitty dick to what women actually prefer. Spoiler: it’s far from what you have hidden in your pants. Hahah.