I know you've been staring at me from across the gym. Every time I lift my beautiful, slender arms, you catch a peak at my little surprise. That's right, boy: I have thick, beautiful armpit hair! I know it can be too much for your pathetic creature brain to understand. That's okay. Don't think; close your eyes and sniff! Watch me pull my feminine fingers through my luscious under curls. Imagine, your face, wedged deep into my armpit; taking strong, deep, smells. My musk and my pheromones working magic on you; making you my armpit slave! You love a strong woman and there's a certain something about a strong woman with strong armpit hair that makes you quiver. Do not be ashamed, boy. Come closer; lose yourself in my musky, wonderous armpits!