Hi tiny man! I just got home from work and I couldn't help but notice you were hiding from me. What are you so scared of? Is it the fact that I tower over you? That I can step on you at any min? I suppose that's scary... but check out what I'm wearing! Shiny, suntan pantyhose... your favorite! When you were normal sized, pantyhose were your biggest weakness. It can't be too different now that you're a tiny man, right? The only thing that really changed is the fact that I can squish you into a little speck on the bottom of my feet. Do you think I plan on doing that? There's only one way to find out.