Goddess had a birthday recently and I received these sexy white boots as a gift from a devoted shoe boy. The problem, however, is that white boots get dirty very quickly. Goddess can NOT be seen wearing dirty boots, which is where you come in. You will commit these gorgeous boots to memory so that when I get them dirty, you know exactly what they look like brand new and can clean them accordingly. Make sure your tongue is ready. It's going to get quite a workout by the time I'm done with you.