I made this video for you to apologize for our fight. I don’t blame you for breaking up with me when I knew from the beginning that you like fat girls and all I’ve done since we started dating is spend more time at the gym. After you walked out I realized how silly I’ve been and now I am willing to do anything to get you back. I’ve bought myself a decadent, fatty meal like you’ve never seen me eat before - a loaded gourmet hot dog, cheeseburger slider, and loaded fries. As I wash it down with a can of soda, my stomach begins to bloat. After I finish eating, I quickly chug a second can of soda to help stretch my belly out so I can eat even more food for you next time. I stand up and show off my taut, full belly while I tell you about my plans to fatten up for you. I’m ready to get fat to win you back!