You wake up after a long nap and realize something isn't right! You're wondering why everything around you is so giant, and why are you in a playpen that looks huge? Don't worry sweetie, everything is fine now! I was tired of being your nagging girlfriend, so I decided to be your Mommy instead! Now I can take care of you all the time, including putting you in the thickest diapers and making sure to wipe your bum bum clean when you make stinkies. All you have to do is sit and play like a good baby boy. Doesn't that sound nice? Now if you're good, Mommy will let you suck on her boobies- I know you'll love that! Isn't being Mommy's baby bear so much better than being her boyfriend?