It's my birthday and you bought me this gorgeous cake! You know how much I love cake and I cant wait to stuff my face with some of it but you want me to have some fun with it too! So lets do it. lets smash the cake all over my body and I'll sit my huge ass on top of the cake also. We get so covered in cake..icing and if you look closely sprinkles too! Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever!