Hi honey! I know it's late, but Mommy has to talk to you about something very important... girls. You're starting to pay attention to them now, but Mommy doesn't think that's a good idea. Girls are manipulative and they will just tease you and make your life miserable. You don't need any of that! Instead, Mommy wants you to start channeling your urges in a different direction. You're going to play with the boys from now on, and I'm not talking about football or soccer. Boys your age have raging hormones and they are feeling very horny, just like you. They will certainly be open to the idea of some sexy fun. Oh, you don't know how to pleasure them? Don't worry! Mommy will teach you. There is only room in your life for one girl and that's me. Therefore, you will do what Mommy says because Mommy always knows best.