You have been called into My office today as I am receiving lots of complaints, mainly from your female colleagues about your general lack of concentration in the workplace. It seems that you always appear distracted and distant, and have been caught staring at the women in the office when you should be working. As the owner of this company I feel it is My duty to observe you for the next few weeks, and the paperwork will say that I am trying to help an employee in need, but of course I know what the issue is, you have a weakness for women and nylon clad legs, and as a sexual predator I naturally hone in on the weak and strike. Yes you will be spending most of your working life with Me from now on, but we aren't going to do anything that will help you get back on track, far from it. You see I have decided that you are ripe for brainwashing, I always find the weakest in a group and over the next few weeks you are going to be reprogrammed and turned into My little office plaything. There are plenty of humiliating, sexual favors that I want you to perform and its no good to Me if your mind is still your own, I don't want any sexual harassment cases on My hands. So I will turn you into a mind controlled drone and then start putting you to use as one of My office sex slaves. Now just sit back and listen to My voice, by the end of these sessions you won't remember a thing...