There’s something we need to talk about. We’ve been together a long time, but recently I’ve been having these thoughts. I know recently I’ve been making excuses to not have sex with you: I’m not feeling well, I’m tired or I have stuff to do. And well the truth is…well, last year at the Christmas party, I cheated on you. I slept with a black work colleague and he had a massive dick. Huge. I mean we’re talking eight inches and girth the size of a coke can. I’m sorry, I feel awful, but the truth is it changed my whole outlook. I’ve never experienced dick like that before and it made me realise that I deserve big dick. Ever since then, I’ve not been able to stop thinking about big black cocks. And I know you love me and want me to be happy. So I’ve been thinking, how about I just start fucking black guys, whilst you watch? You could still be there at the foot of the bed watching me writhe around in pleasure. I don’t want to leave you and we both know I’m the best you’re ever going to get. So what do you say? I might even let you clean up after.