You've been called in to HR for doing some inappropriate things in your department and I won't stand for it. You need to learn that asking fellow employees what size feet they have or if their feet stink is completely unacceptable behavior. Acting like a complete pervert won't cut it around here. I bet you're even looking at my dangling shoes and legs right now aren't you. Well maybe it's time I really put you to work around here. Since you're such a perv, you shouldn't have a hard time coming in and serving my feet from time to time, as my personal foot slave. This won't be easy. You're going to be the butt of all the jokes around here from now on.