You’re on your way over for our first ever actual fuck! I’m so excited, and determined that this is going to be the best sex ever! Dressed in my tight yoga pants, and barefoot, I start stretching, to make sure I’m up to even the most athletic sexual positions. I stretch my legs wide apart, on my back, on my front, and all the time I describe how much I’m looking forward to the night of wonderful sex I’m anticipating. I arch by back, sticking my butt out, and tell you all about my favourite positions….