So you say you love My lips. You love how I've plumped them up with fillers, how big and soft and enticing they are. You say you would do anything to worship My lips, because you think you are the biggest lip lover of all time. Before you say another word, let Me introduce you to My lipstick collection. As I apply the rich, gorgeous shades, I tell you about the men they used to be - fetishists just like yourself who also couldn't get enough of My perfect lips. So I did them a big favor and transformed them so they can be as close as possible to My lips at all times. I've been searching for the perfect shade of red, and I think I've finally found it - it's YOU!