THROWBACK THURSDAY - CLASSIC CLIP! Original release date: February 2016 Mmmmm.....I finally found the nest of teeny humans who've been living in my house. Listen. If we're going to live together, I need to teach you a lesson. I need you to recognize and fear my power! Besides - I love the way tiny humans taste. One by one, I'm going to pick you up, taunt you, lick you, bite you, and finally EAT YOU. I love the way your little bones crush beneath my teeth, like little bursts of caviar. I love the way you squirm with fear. I love the way you complement the red wine I've been sipping all night - squished against my big, purple tongue. No one is safe, but I prefer to devour the men. The rest of the little town shakes with fear, knowing that each one of them could be next. When they see their friend cr*shed in half, his body parts clinging to my tongue, hearing the sharp crunch of their mangled bodies - you know I'm serious. I swallow my prey, letting each one glide down my esophagus, trapped and doomed to a dark ending. I rub my belly and remark at how delicious they were. Salty, wiggly, and crunchy. Mmmm... My favorite beans are human.